sKILLa KILLa's Thigh!!
Mommy Fearest's Elbow!
Mod Mona's Itty Bitty Finger Bruise!
Caped Crusk8r's Knee Bruise!
Sunday, July 31, 2011
DOA Bike Wash Biff!!
StikChik StalkHer's Major Biff on the Sidewalk @ the River City Dames Of Anarchy's Bike/Car Wash @ Harley Davidson of Mason City!!
So fresh it still has gravel in it!!!
Pouting for the camera, but cleaned up a bit from SandStorm's crazy water spraying!!!
Later that night, swelling and starting to bruise. Not to mention stinging and scabbing!!!
Next day, after some lovely scabbing!
Ninja Grrrl is Rash-tastic!
Ninja Grrrl's Leg...
Just after the Road Rash Slide at Practice!
Days later... Looking straight up nasty! but AWESOME!!
Color Wheel?
The Gidge-A-Nator's Butt Bruise...
She landed on SandStorm's Skate and ended up with a beautiful multi-colored Wheel Bruise!!! Thanks for showing us your butt, Gidge!!!
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Wife Beating!!
StikChik StalkHer's Derby Wife, Mod Mona, got a little rough at practice... :) I don't know what else to call this but VELCRO RASH. Repeated violent contact with wrist guards and velcro straps.
"The flesh; it burns!!"
Who can tell me what movie that is from?
And can you name the actor who said it?
No web-search cheating either you dirty little cheats!!!
Too Tough to Rock Gear!!
And this is what happens when you skate over "poorly" placed cones... or, you just weren't looking where you were going! And since someone... (Coach Skatin' Worshiper) is just too tough for helmets and pads... someone got a nasty shoulder full of road rash and giant bump on his head!
A lesson for us all... even if you were born with skates on, HELMETS ARE OUR FRIENDS!!! And remember to let your knee pads take the road rash, not your FLESH!! (and yes, that was for you Sagittar It Up!) :)
Sagittear It Up, Tears Herself Up!!
Sagittear It Up has bled more than anyone else to date!
After a day of healing from the same fall.
And now its looking much better!!
Monday, July 25, 2011
BRUISES TO REMEMBER
In fond and loving "memory" of a retired skater...
We miss skatin' with you Audtopsey the Nebraskin Assassin!!!
You sure know how to bruise woman!!!
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