Mod Mona's rib cage and side were accosted by the concrete!!!
Roller Derby is not for the faint of heart! Mod Mona might be thin, but she can take a beating! Owie!!
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Elbows off the Derby Girl
On Aug. 13, 2011, DOA played in its first ever bout! We went to Ottumwa, IA and played against OMG!!
Sagittear It Up was one of our jammers that bout and she sustained a pretty nice bruise in the process!
I don't know about you, but this looks to me like a perfectly shaped Elbow-Pad-in-the-arm-Bruise!!
Grrrly Legs
Ninja Grrrl just doesn't like having smooth, bruise-free legs!
That's a good one woman!!
Its hard to see this well, but this is Ninja Grrrl's shin with a hefty bruise on it!!
StalkHer Bum Rash
StikChik StalkHer hit the concrete hard and slid, leaving an instant mark during one practice. Only a few hours later it was already this colorful!
After a day or two, the reds turned black and purple!
Then at the OMG bout in Ottumwa, it was re-injured due to poor placement of stocking holes!
Live and Learn.
Angelic Bruises!
Wells Angel's knee bruise... and not a tiny one!! Ouch!! This is through knee pads people!
And on the other leg... Thigh Bruise.
And yet another thigh bruise!! All totally worth it!!
Some of the worst injuries are unseen though. DOA is missing our Wells Angel right now due to a double-twisted ankle that needs its rest!! Get better soon woman!!
Twisted Thunder's Twisted Ankle
PREPARE YOURSELF!!!
GRAPHIC POST-OP
PHOTOS OF OUR HERO,
TWISTED THUNDER!
During a DOA practice scrimmage, Twisted Thunder took a hard fall on the track...
...But when she didn't get back up, everyone took a knee.
This woman is so tough that she had us all fooled into thinking it was only a terrible sprain or strain. She was carried to her car on Gidge-A-Nator's back and then Twisted Thunder drove herself all the way home to Albert Lea!! (with her left foot working the pedals) When she got home, she decided that the ER was a must!!
The results... BROKEN FIBULA in three places!!! After the emmense amount of swelling went down, she headed back to the hospital and they sent her into surgery. Here are the photos to prove it!!!
Post Op
The Cankle... still very swollen!!
Cute miss Twisted Thunder shopping @ Shopko with her soft cast on.
And here is the X-ray to prove how tough this chick really is!!! One metal plate and five screws!!!! You are our Hero Twisted Thunder!!!!! DOA loves you and misses you!!!
Friday, August 5, 2011
Flesh Wound!
Sagittear It Up tore up her arm again!
It looks like she ripped skin off of her already bruised arm!
Boney Elbows!!
StikChik StalkHer's Boney Elbows!
Bruised through Elbow Pad... Day 2
Day 4... The color has spread!
The Bike Wash Biff... Day 6... Might end up scarring afterall!!
Derby Legs!
Chola Loca's banged up knees!
Don't fret, she bought some better knee pads since then!!
Burning Bridgette might be as tough as nails & as sturdy as a brick wall, but she can still bruise!
Sunday, July 31, 2011
Remember When This Happened?
sKILLa KILLa's Thigh!!
Mommy Fearest's Elbow!
Mod Mona's Itty Bitty Finger Bruise!
Caped Crusk8r's Knee Bruise!
DOA Bike Wash Biff!!
StikChik StalkHer's Major Biff on the Sidewalk @ the River City Dames Of Anarchy's Bike/Car Wash @ Harley Davidson of Mason City!!
So fresh it still has gravel in it!!!
Pouting for the camera, but cleaned up a bit from SandStorm's crazy water spraying!!!
Later that night, swelling and starting to bruise. Not to mention stinging and scabbing!!!
Next day, after some lovely scabbing!
Ninja Grrrl is Rash-tastic!
Ninja Grrrl's Leg...
Just after the Road Rash Slide at Practice!
Days later... Looking straight up nasty! but AWESOME!!
Color Wheel?
The Gidge-A-Nator's Butt Bruise...
She landed on SandStorm's Skate and ended up with a beautiful multi-colored Wheel Bruise!!! Thanks for showing us your butt, Gidge!!!
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Wife Beating!!
StikChik StalkHer's Derby Wife, Mod Mona, got a little rough at practice... :) I don't know what else to call this but VELCRO RASH. Repeated violent contact with wrist guards and velcro straps.
"The flesh; it burns!!"
Who can tell me what movie that is from?
And can you name the actor who said it?
No web-search cheating either you dirty little cheats!!!
Too Tough to Rock Gear!!
And this is what happens when you skate over "poorly" placed cones... or, you just weren't looking where you were going! And since someone... (Coach Skatin' Worshiper) is just too tough for helmets and pads... someone got a nasty shoulder full of road rash and giant bump on his head!
A lesson for us all... even if you were born with skates on, HELMETS ARE OUR FRIENDS!!! And remember to let your knee pads take the road rash, not your FLESH!! (and yes, that was for you Sagittar It Up!) :)
Sagittear It Up, Tears Herself Up!!
Sagittear It Up has bled more than anyone else to date!
After a day of healing from the same fall.
And now its looking much better!!
Monday, July 25, 2011
BRUISES TO REMEMBER
In fond and loving "memory" of a retired skater...
We miss skatin' with you Audtopsey the Nebraskin Assassin!!!
You sure know how to bruise woman!!!
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